Suzanne -

I have known John since grade school! He was never like this until he left for college in Salt Lake City. Maybe it was something in the water. That religious group probably tainted the water so they would induce acts of procreation and produce multitudes for their church. For John this toxin has manifested as an obsession due to his now isolated status.

Heavens, Paul, did you drink the same water!!! Are you feeling OK??