A Hacker Named Ted

Voice Card  -  Volume 26  -  John Card Number 9  -  Tue, Dec 22, 1992 3:15 AM

This is a response to VC 26 Janine 5 ("Practice Makes Perfect")...

Janine! Are you trying to cheapen the noble game of solitaire? Well! Two can play at that game...

There once was a hacker named Ted
Who played solitaire in his head;
It was quite a vice,
But it felt awfully nice,
And he found he could do it in bed!