An angel ardently ached to know,
With an adder, an ape, and the April snow,
What are all these "Achoos!" about,
These aimless, ashen, artsy "Achoos!?"
They jump from your nose through the chimney flues!
They amble up Al the Alligator's snout,
Then Alice's, Audrey's, and Abe the boy scout's!
They asked, "Where after all did you get your 'Achoo!',
Where did you get your 'Achoo!'"?