This is a response to VC 32 Paul 2 ("Snail slime")...
Oh, it is the attachment-thing. What a relief!
We employee veterinarians have a scale of worthlessness. LSS, Pond Scum (PS), Dog Anal Gland Contents (DAGC), and hmmm, I guess none of us have made it beyond this level. I am guessing the next higher level might be Kitty dental plaque (KDP).
Maybe if one of us makes it to the employer status I can get the whole scale.