Voice Card  -  Volume 17  -  Paul Card Number 11  -  Sat, Nov 10, 1990 12:17 PM

This is ONE OF 2 responses to Vol 16 Suzanne 3 ("Statistics Cypher")...

At last! That quiz John has been promising us for months! But why didn't you put it in Survey format?

a) Best awn tawtull vellyooss, we deevite by nahmburr awff vellyooss, weech geefs ahss ahreethmayteek minn. Wee weel cawll eet jahst thee minn.

> OK, eet ees thee minn.

b) Awff awll carss een Kelleefornyah, haw maynee weel bee Jippeneess?

> Soon, all.

c) Pawpyooleshun fectore ees emportent. Eef smull, wee heff bed sempool.

> (This is really two questions, not one)

  1. True
  2. False. Everyone knows that California is overpopulated. Small is better.
d) Eggs barr weel bee haw wee deenawt pawpyooleshun minn.

> True, iff minn undt maxx kawenside.

e) Stenndurd diffeeayshun weel bee semm iffen thaw minn weel chennj.

> In general, false.

f) Best awn eenformesshun geefen, waht weel bee prawbubeelitee awff styoodent pissing heess clahss?

> Prawbubeelitee weel bee naygahteef nahmburr.