This is ONE OF 2 responses to Vol 16 Larry 6 ("Lettuce plates")...
Lettuce is better than parsley? This is like saying that hand grenades are better than mortar shells.
I must admit with some discomfort that in the past I have occasionally used lettuce as a sort of "tortilla-substitute", particularly in a favorite Chinese recipe called - gulp - Lettuce-wrapped Spicy Chicken. I hope you will forgive me.